Turn on SportsCenter right now. I dare you.
I've read about it, listened to sports talk radio about it, and now I'm watching it. We've supposedly seen the last of Alex Rodriguez in a Yankees uniform. The season is barely over.
First off, if you're reading this article now, you may turn on SportsCenter only to find a commercial. No worries, flip to another sports station, because they are bound to talk about the A-Rod trade rumors within the next little while.
A story of this magnitude always is, but it shouldn't be.
Think of how this rumor started. Keith Olbermann started it, but here is ESPN's
original story.
Allow me to analyze what the A-Rod trade rumors really mean. I will go line by line in the ESPN.com story:
"What began as a casual, joking conversation"
Stop there. Did I just read the word "joke". As in, something that isn't true. Let me get this straight, I'm reading about a "joke"? I'm expecting Levine to say "knock, knock". He doesn't, and I continue to read.
"...between New York Yankees president Randy Levine and Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria about the possibility of Alex Rodriguez playing for the Marlins"
I stop again. This is clearly a joke one guy is playing on another about trading a top-ten hitter of all time to another team that is clearly weaker.
I equate this to rich guys sitting around, smoking cigars, saying "I'll trade you all my oil shares in Saudi Arabia for every Boeing 747 in the United States" in a really snarky, condescending voice.
What's there to analyze? The two people aren't even the General Managers of each squad. Levine and Loria may have some say in trades, but they don't negotiate them. At face value, they are joking.
I continue to read...
"may develop into serious trade talks this offseason, according to a source with knowledge of the conversation"
An intern could be a source knowledgable of the situation. A source could be some guy who works for the organization and wants to start a media firestorm.
If I only hear one person saying it, "a source", there is nothing for me to believe. A source that doesn't have a name attached to it is
barely a real person.
Any journalist can go find a person that is angry at someone, or something, and wants to accentuate details and make false claims by going under anonymity. Giving someone anonymity lets that source say whatever he/she wants with no repercussions.
If three sources said it, I would be more inclined to believe a report.
There's not even a guarantee there have been negotiations. All it says is something "may" happen.
I continue reading... this time I skip a bit.
"Brian Cashman said he has had no trade talks regarding Rodriguez with anyone."
Boom! End of story. You have to believe that Cashman really hasn't done anything because he says he hasn't.
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These rumors must be from a certain city
north of Rome. Get it? Balogna. |
Only one person, who might as well be fake, is disputing Cashman's claim. Find out who started the rumor, and I will be more inclined to believe the Yankees GM is lying.
I continue to read, but the rest of it doesn't really say much. There's some anecdotal information about things Yankees analysts are saying, as well as a quote from Jeff Loria about how A-Rod is "Mr. Miami". I'm sure every guy that's ever been to South Beach claims they are "Mr. Miami". It's the ultimate party destination.
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I don't believe these rumors one bit. Going into the playoffs, A-Rod was supposed to be a leader on the team. The same reporters that are dogging him now were on his side less than two weeks ago.
That's the world we live in, so I can't really criticize them. Alex is payed the big bucks for a reason, and he hasn't helped himself by playing as poorly as anyone on the team and trying to
get girls' numbers during the game (supposedly).
The report also says the team could trade for Heath Bell, or Mark Buehrle, or Jose Reyes.
When I start hearing names involved, it makes me believe it's a little more real. It does for all of us because it tricks us into imagining how it could play out.
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| (Cory Sipkin/NY Daily News) |
I did the same thing this summer (as a Nets fan) rooting for Dwight Howard to come to Brooklyn. Obviously, those rumors were much more concrete, but I tricked myself into imagining him with a Nets uniform on just because I saw headlines like "Nets offer four in exchange for Howard". In reality, a "rumor" isn't necessarily true. If it was, it would be called a "fact".
Again, I go back to the article, so I don't trick myself.
"The Marlins may want the Yankees to take reliever Heath Bell, who is owed $18 million over the next two years, plus has a team option for $9 million for 2015."
Any reporter can say the Marlins should trade this player, or release this player, if that person thinks it makes sense. In this case, it made sense because Bell is owed a lot of money and hasn't necessarily lived up to his deal.
Who's another player that's done that? Alex Rodriguez. All of the sudden, editors think there is a "story" and decide to publish it.
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What have we really learned? Not much.
Here's how I would have written the article:
"Earlier this year, Yankees President Randy Levine
and Marlins Owner Jeffrey Loria joked Alex Rodriguez could be traded to
the Marlins, according to one source.
Now that A-Rod is struggling, it makes sense for us
to report this. Alex was hitting just fine at the time that they had this
conversation, clearly making it a joke, but now that he's struggling and the Yankees are going to be
eliminated by the Tigers, we decided to report this.
Guess who else struggled for the Marlins? Heath
Bell. He's owed $100 million less than Rodriguez, but we figure teams always
want to get rid of players that had bad seasons, so maybe he could be traded
for A-Rod even though it was a joke.
Yankees GM Brian Cashman said he hasn't talked with
any team about trading A-Rod."
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My version is more appropriate for "news" that "isn't really news".
A-Rod will, and should, return next year. There's too much money involved, and, statistically, he was a top-15 third baseman in 2012.
George Carlin once said, "I never give credit for incomplete work". I'm sure he would consider this A-Rod rumor the same thing.